Procrastinate with DBIx::LazyCache — Jeffrey Goff, 45 minutes; accepted
Do you experience feelings of dread or fear when you update database tables? Have you ever wanted to tell a DBIC column “Ah, fuggedaboudit” and populate it later? Then you need DBIx::LazyCache, at a CPAN mirror near you. Consolidate your caching and business logic in one easy-to-use DBIx::Model.
How Moose made me a bad OO programmer — Tadeusz Sośnierz, 20 minutes; accepted
Moose (and Perl 6) gives us syntax and semantics to make OO easier – but are all the things it gives us actually good and worth recommending?